Do you think in the SnK universe Chuck Norris jokes are Levi jokes?
The Colossal Titan didn’t break down the wall, Levi sneezed.
A bunch of drunk college kids play “Alice in Wonderland”
what the fuclk did i just watch
This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.
Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone.
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.
tony. i swear. i love you so much
More like when you see your wife comin at you with a golf club
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL
he is strange and unashamed
let’s talk about Geoff his gay robot sidekick
he speaks the truth
he gives zero fucks
he’s creepy and he knows it
he is a Doctor Who fanboy
he asks celebrities questions that we would all ask them
he… um, cares about women’s health?
he’s the embodiment of tumblr
most importantly he doesn’t take himself seriously and loves his job Craig Ferguson deserves all the love
four for you, Craig Ferguson. You go Craig Ferguson.
i am squidward
haha are you kidding me
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.
Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.
Where’d Steve get himself off to now??
Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????
What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????
STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE