maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”
STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING
the moment he pushes all the way in, look him directly in the eye, lock your legs around him, and in your deepest voice whisper “we are groot”
please dont let a sex tip joke based on a fucking woodland creature be my legacy
oh but now we must reblog it
The Doctor and Clara return in 5 Days!
Sansa lets me know when I been on tumblr too long
my new favorite color
Protesters upset about the smearing of Mike Brown converged at CNN headquarters.
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.
History repeats itself.
Somebody says this.
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.